Melayu Emas: Jan 29, 2009

There are 2 messages in this issue.

Topics in this digest:

1. Berniaga Tanpa Modal, untung lumanyan!!!
From: Awai natasa

2. Nak Berjaya dalam perniagaan internet?, 1/29/2009, 10:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

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1. Berniaga Tanpa Modal, untung lumanyan!!!
Posted by: "Awai natasa" sms7mat@yahoo.com sms7mat
Date: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:58 am ((PST))

Kami di syarikat ACUS DESIGN menawarkan peluang kepada anda yang
berminat, selaku Agen untuk memperkenalkan produk kami iaitu,
pembinaan, servis dan peralatan pusara samaada secara online atau
offline.

Penyertaan adalah percuma dan setiap agen yang berjaya membawa kami
kepada pelanggan yang membeli produk kami, akan menerima komisyen
antara 5% hingga 10% dari harga produk tersebut.

UNTUK KETERANGAN LANJUT SILA LAYARI LAMAN BERIKUT;

http://www.acusdes.webs.com

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2. Nak Berjaya dalam perniagaan internet?, 1/29/2009, 10:00 am
Posted by: "Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com" Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com
Date: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:40 am ((PST))

Reminder from: Emas_melayu Yahoo! Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Emas_melayu/cal

Nak Berjaya dalam perniagaan internet?
Thursday January 29, 2009
10:00 am - 11:00 am
(This event repeats every day.)
Location: http://www.edymium2u.com/?id=rima65

Notes:
Nak Berjaya dalam perniagaan internet?

Jadilah Pengedar Gelang Edymium, Alat Penjimatan Petrol, Penapis air secara mudah. Kami diEdymium mempastikan anda tetap akan berjaya!!

DAPATKAN WEB E-DAGANG EDYMIUM2U PERCUMA ANDA SEKARANG! - MULAKAN PERNIAGAAN EDYMIUM ANDA DENGAN LEBIH MUDAH! DENGAN LAMAN WEB PERCUMA EDYMIUM2U
LEBIH JIMAT LEBIH MASA BERSAMA! BERSAMA TERSAYANG!

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There are 25 messages in this issue.

Topics in this digest:

1.1. Relax At Home ... And Get Paid For Your Opinion!
From: Balina

2. >> Sania Mirza Expose || Red Beach Islands << $
From: Sania >>

3. visit my blog!!!super money maker programs or others
From: Alexa

4a. super programs..earning money or web sites traffic
From: Alexa
4b. super programs..earning money or web sites traffic
From: Alexa

5.1. Software Shows What ACTUALLY sells on eBAY!
From: Alexa

6a. SHOCKING...New Keyword Software Breaking All The Rules!"
From: Gelussa

7.1. SHOCKING...New Keyword Software Breaking All The Rules!
From: Ozzy

8.1. Get paid up to $250 per hour Taking Surveys At Home!
From: Hadise

9.1. Photographers Needed Worldwide For a Great Paying Job!
From: Alexa

10.1. Software That Earns You £1000 A Week!
From: Aliya

11. REBET minyak sehingga RM900.00 dengan RM-SAVER!, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

12. Duit setiap malam dengan bermodalkan RM30.00, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

13. Computer Networking, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

14. ANAK BIJAK IBU SAYANG, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

15. (just log on)Earn $20, $50, even $100 per hour working from their ho
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

16. Making Money Online, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

17. THREE - FREE Referrals and Spillovers!, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

18a. The Biggest Turn-Key Internet Marketing Opportunity That You Have Ev
From: Meltem

19. BANYAKNYA LUBOK (((DUIT))) ..... TAWARAN MEMIKAT, 1/29/2009, 1:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

20. Cerita GelakGiler:"Hello I am Sorry"
From: Lawak je

21a. Create Instant Avalanche of FREE Website Traffic!
From: Alexa

22. ||+ Ultimate Sexy Beaches > White Panties Girls +||
From: Aarthi Love

23. Labur RM40.00 - bonus maksima sehari RM437, 1/29/2009, 8:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

24. RM 1,638,400 Untuk Semua!!!, 1/29/2009, 9:00 am
From: Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com

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1.1. Relax At Home ... And Get Paid For Your Opinion!
Posted by: "Balina" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:24 am ((PST))

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2. >> Sania Mirza Expose || Red Beach Islands << $
Posted by: "Sania >>" malarchana48@ymail.com janke564
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:22 am ((PST))

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3. visit my blog!!!super money maker programs or others
Posted by: "Alexa" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:45 am ((PST))

super systems,money maker programs,websites traffic,forex,real money maker systems,
online money maker surveys...
More than for information...
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4a. super programs..earning money or web sites traffic
Posted by: "Alexa" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:50 pm ((PST))

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4b. super programs..earning money or web sites traffic
Posted by: "Alexa" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:27 pm ((PST))

Make money typing from home, really works
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super money maker programs.wes sites traffic programs..
More than for information...
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5.1. Software Shows What ACTUALLY sells on eBAY!
Posted by: "Alexa" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:28 pm ((PST))

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and What ACTUALLY sells on eBay!
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6a. SHOCKING...New Keyword Software Breaking All The Rules!"
Posted by: "Gelussa" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:38 pm ((PST))

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7.1. SHOCKING...New Keyword Software Breaking All The Rules!
Posted by: "Ozzy" ayse_marketing_004@yahoo.com ayse_marketing_004
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:48 pm ((PST))

How One Simple Yet Incredibly Powerful Software Is Transforming The Lives of Regular People From All Over The World...Instantly Elevating Their Income and Boosting Their Qualified Traffic...All With Just A Few Clicks of A Mouse...
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8.1. Get paid up to $250 per hour Taking Surveys At Home!
Posted by: "Hadise" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:52 pm ((PST))

Your about to discover the perfect job! You can set the hours and work as much or as little as you like. You decide when you want to work leaving you in total control, and the best part about it is that you can get paid up to $250 per hour.
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9.1. Photographers Needed Worldwide For a Great Paying Job!
Posted by: "Alexa" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:07 pm ((PST))

"Genuine home-based photography system lets you earn
up to $250 a day and also gives you the opportunity to earn
monthly residual income off every photo that you submit
online!"
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- Lots & Lots of Money -
With Your Digital Camera!
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10.1. Software That Earns You £1000 A Week!
Posted by: "Aliya" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:31 pm ((PST))

You're About To Learn Secrets That Most People Will Never Know About Making Money And Living Your Dream Life ..."
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11. REBET minyak sehingga RM900.00 dengan RM-SAVER!, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
Posted by: "Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com" Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:43 pm ((PST))

Reminder from: Emas_melayu Yahoo! Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Emas_melayu/cal

REBET minyak sehingga RM900.00 dengan RM-SAVER!
Thursday January 29, 2009
All Day
(This event repeats every day.)
Location: http://www.RebetMinyak.com/ahas

Notes:
Dapat REBET minyak sehingga RM900.00 dengan STR2020

Produk Jimat Minyak, Rebet Setiap Bulan, Pendapatan Sampingan Setiap Masa.
Satu Perniagaan Online yang Menguntungkan!

AGEN DIPERLUKAN.

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12. Duit setiap malam dengan bermodalkan RM30.00, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
Posted by: "Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com" Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:43 pm ((PST))

Reminder from: Emas_melayu Yahoo! Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Emas_melayu/cal

Duit setiap malam dengan bermodalkan RM30.00
Thursday January 29, 2009
All Day
(This event repeats every day.)
Location: http://mwpay.kuasaduit.com/?id=daftar123

Notes:
MW-PAY Baru dilancarkan Hanya RM30 sahaja

untuk menyertainya.. Mengalahkan modal permulaan buka perniagaan jualan Goreng Pisang!!

Apa yang anda dapat?

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Terbaru dari MWPAY!!
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2. BonusTajaan Lansung RM20.Bonus Level 1 Hingga Level 5 ialah RM1 Untuk Setiap Level.

3. Rebet Personal 70% Dari Margin Profit (DiGi 1%, Maxis 2%, Celcom 4%).

4. Rebet Overiding 5 Level 10%, 5%, 5%, 5%, 5% Dari Bonus Kumpulan.

PALING HEBAT DAN DICARI SETIAP ORANG!!

TAK PERLU MAINTAIN SATU SEN PUN UNTUK DAPAT BONUS!!

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Jangan takut...lihat disekeliling anda....kedai prepaid/hp..mengalahkan kedai nasi lemak...mengapa?

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Terima kasih!
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13. Computer Networking, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
Posted by: "Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com" Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:43 pm ((PST))

Reminder from: Emas_melayu Yahoo! Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Emas_melayu/cal

Computer Networking
Thursday January 29, 2009
All Day
(This event repeats every day.)

Notes:
Computer Networking

http://computerneto.blogspot.com

software information &jobs

http://softwarejo.blogspot.com

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14. ANAK BIJAK IBU SAYANG, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
Posted by: "Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com" Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:43 pm ((PST))

Reminder from: Emas_melayu Yahoo! Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Emas_melayu/cal

ANAK BIJAK IBU SAYANG
Thursday January 29, 2009
All Day
(This event repeats every day.)
Location: http://www.brhom.wordpress.com

Notes:
Produk Iq Dan Saraf Homeophaty Untuk Anak, Pelajar, Pekerja, Surirumah dan Seisi Keluarga

Ada tanda yang dihadapi seperti semput/lelah , migrain.lesu/loyo.cepat letih, berpeluh yang melampau , mudah mengantuk , iq lambat , tak kreatif .gagap , gugup , malu di hadapan orang ramai, malas, tak ada mood nak belajar, banyak alasan, sukar nak ingat formular, stress, cepat bosan dengan sesuatu tugasan. Cubalah Produk Br-Hom Ni. Ubat homeopati ini bebas dari dadah dan tidak ada ketagihan atau kesan sampingan yang lain kepada pengguna . Produk yang tidak berbau ,tidak hanyir , mudah di makan , tiada kesan sampingan , tiada ketagihan. Kanak2 pasti mudah makan.

Keterangan lanjut hubungi, sms 017-7514772/0177506742 atau layari http://www.brhom.wordpress.com

!!!PROMOSI!!! Setiap Pembelian 1 pek Jumbo(240biji) RM28/sebotol atau 1 pek Biasa(120) RM16/sebotol PERCUMA PENGHANTARAN MELALUI POS\

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15. (just log on)Earn $20, $50, even $100 per hour working from their ho
Posted by: "Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com" Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:43 pm ((PST))

Reminder from: Emas_melayu Yahoo! Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Emas_melayu/cal

(just log on)Earn $20, $50, even $100 per hour working from their home computer.
Thursday January 29, 2009
All Day
(This event repeats every day.)

Notes:
(just log on)Earn $20, $50, even $100 per hour working from their home computer.

free sign up

https://www.quickinfo247.com/9820837/cb

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Work @ Home Online
Earn money earn gold

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16. Making Money Online, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
Posted by: "Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com" Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:43 pm ((PST))

Reminder from: Emas_melayu Yahoo! Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Emas_melayu/cal

Making Money Online
Thursday January 29, 2009
All Day
(This event repeats every day.)
Location: http://www.ezinfocenter.com/9875310/FREE
Street: http://www.ezinfocenter.com/9875310/FREE

Notes:
Network Builders Program: FREE JOIN...
Millions of People All Over the World
are Making Money Online
with just a Computer and a few Hours a week,
You Can too!
CHOOSE ONE LINK BELOW
https://www.ezinfocenter.com/10029448/FREE
http://www.ezinfocenter.com/9875310/FREE
http://sfiindonesia.blogspot.com (Indonesian Version Guide)

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17. THREE - FREE Referrals and Spillovers!, 1/29/2009, 12:00 am
Posted by: "Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com" Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:43 pm ((PST))

Reminder from: Emas_melayu Yahoo! Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Emas_melayu/cal

THREE - FREE Referrals and Spillovers!
Thursday January 29, 2009
All Day
(This event repeats every day.)
Location: http://cbclickbank.com/affiliate/index.php?r=emma65

Notes:
Internet Affiliate Program Highlights

No sign up fees
Just Refer Three Friends
Promotional Tools ( Text , banners)
Live support from dedicated and experienced affiliate managers
Joining & Commission status shows in Account
Print and Distributable materials
Payment by Paypal, Check and wallet Payment

http://cbclickbank.com/affiliate/index.php?r=emma65

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18a. The Biggest Turn-Key Internet Marketing Opportunity That You Have Ev
Posted by: "Meltem" calpdalan@yahoo.com calpdalan
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:44 pm ((PST))

Your Chance To Own This Massive New
Mega-Package Of Ready-Made *100% Profit*
"Private Label Rights Products!"
With Not 1, Not 5, But Fifty (50) High-Quality Private Label Rights Products
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This Is The Biggest Turn-Key Internet Marketing Opportunity That You Have Ever Seen!
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19. BANYAKNYA LUBOK (((DUIT))) ..... TAWARAN MEMIKAT, 1/29/2009, 1:00 am
Posted by: "Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com" Emas_melayu@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:40 pm ((PST))

Reminder from: Emas_melayu Yahoo! Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Emas_melayu/cal

BANYAKNYA LUBOK (((DUIT))) ..... TAWARAN MEMIKAT
Thursday January 29, 2009
1:00 am - 2:00 am
(This event repeats every day.)
Location: http://www.angelfire.com/planet/kewangan/kewangan2.htm

Notes:
BANYAKNYA LUBOK (((DUIT))) ..... TAWARAN MEMIKAT

SILA COPY DAN PASTE LINK DI BAWAH.

http://www.angelfire.com/planet/kewangan/kewangan2.htm

TERIMA KASIH.

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20. Cerita GelakGiler:"Hello I am Sorry"
Posted by: "Lawak je" mohd.uwais@yahoo.com mohd.uwais
Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:00 pm ((PST))

--- On Wed, 1/28/09, gelakgiler.com <info@gelakgiler.com> wrote:
From: gelakgiler.com <info@gelakgiler.com>
Subject: Cerita GelakGiler:"Hello I am Sorry"
To: "Uwais" <mohd.uwais@yahoo.com>
Date: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 1:39 AM

Kisah GelakGiler kali ini

Teman
Sepanjang hari

Tempat
mendapat lawak PERCUMA
setiap hari di dalam email anda

Uwais,

Cuti
lagi ke? Kami dah start keje, keje hantar lawak, he he

Hello,
I am Soory

Amir
Diterima
Bekerja Sebagai Pelatih Di Sebuah Syarikat Multimedia. Selepas
Melaporkan Diri
Pada Hari Pertama Dia Masuk Ke Biliknya... Terus Mendail...
"Tolong
Buatkan Saya Kopi Cepat!" Katanya Menengking.
"Maaf, Awak
Salah Sambungan. Awak Tahu Dengan Siapa Awak Bercakap
Ni?" Kata Suara Di Hujung Talian.
"Tidak"
Jawab Amir.
"Saya
Pengarah Urusan Syarikat Ini, Awak Tahu?" Balas Suara Itu.
Amir
Terkejut. Barulah Dia Sedar Dia Tersalah Dail. Hajatnya Mahu
Menghubungi
Kantin.
"Encik Tahu
Dengan Siapa Encik Bercakap Ni?" Tanya Amir.
"Tak, Awak
Siapa?" Balas Pengarah Urusan Itu.
"Kalau Tak
Tahu Bagus...I am sorry" Kata Amir Terus Meletakkan Gagang
Telefon.
Lawak
Bonus : Pontianak.

Maka tersebutlah kisah perihal
3 ekor pontianak. Memasing nak nunjuk siapa yang paling terer. Mereka pun
mengadakan sebuah pertandingan tunjuk sapa paling power. Pontianak yang
paling muda diberi kesempatan untuk
memulakan pertandingan.
Lalu dia pun terbang secepat kilat, tak sampai 2 minit dah balik. Mukanya penuh dengan
lumuran darah, dan menyeramkan.

Terus dia berkata : "Nkorang
nampak kampung kat seberang bukit itu ?"

Yang dua ekor pontianak tu
ngangguk, "Iya, nampak. "Satu kampung tu itu...habiissss aku kerjakan!!!!"

Angin jugak dua ekor pontianak
tu dengar keangkuhan pontianak muda. Kini giliran pontianak yg setengah abad tu
pulak. Dia pun pergi sekelebat jugak, tak sampai 1 minit dah balik,
mukanya juga penuh dengan cucuran darah.

"Nkorang nampak Bandar tu ?",
katanya dengan muker yg kerek "Iya, nampak", yang dua ngangguk juga. "Satu
bandar itu juga habiiissssss!!!", kata pontianak yg setengah abad sambil ketawa
seram," ha ha ha hah".

Pontianak yang satunya lagi
tambah panas, dia pun nak show off jugak. Dia pun tunjukk skill terbang cam kilat.
Amat lah terperanjat nya dua sahabatnya,
sebab tak sampai setengah minit dia dah balik, dengan penuh cucuran darah di mukanya...

Lalu pontianak yg 2 ekor tu
berkata, "gilaa ahh dia ni tak sempat aku nak duduk dia dah balik, memang dia
paling power". Sambil mengosok gosok hidung nya pontianak tu pun berkata ,
"Nkorang nampak tak tembok batu tu ?"

"Nampak! Nampak!", kata yang 2
ekor tu...

"Err aku tadi tak nampak".

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